Say hello to my rageface, Biribiri.

We all know who Misaka Mikoto is. She’s quite possible the most moe-filled pile of tsundere railgunning, lesbian beating, afraid of indirect kissing hotdog…ing, true heroine of both To Aru Majutsu no Index and To aru Kagaku no Railgun. Searching through the scariest corners of the internet, I stumble upon a link that talks about a 1/8Misaka Mikoto swimsuit figure. Being the curious little devil that I am, my hand instantaneously moves my mouse to the link and I click. What awaited me on the other side however…

Picture perfect capture of my expression at the time.

It was heaven whispering sweet, succulent notions of love into my ear. It extended it’s angelic wings and flew me up to the skies, where I was trapped in my own Eden, a fantasy paradise that would make even marijuana shiver with overwhelming delight. It was then that I saw the figure shown above, and it was love at first sight (again). Melody who? Anise what? Miku Hatsune who gives a damn. I found the girl just for me, and she was in a school swimsuit. Paying no attention to any financial issues, I grabbed my wallet and was ready to head on over to the nearest online hobby shop website to pre-order, but that’s when my eyes shifted on to something else…

Will be released in December 2009, 5,800 yen (tax in) + 500 yen shipping and handling fee. Dengeki Daioh exclusive. In order to get this lovely Misaka Mikoto in her school swimsuit, you will need to get the Vol.09 Dengeki Daioh month magazine (780 yen tax in) which will be released in July 27 and then mail the coupon inside the magazine to Dengeki to order this figure.

I ll leave this one to your imagination. Lets just say that the very disgusted looking individual represents myself and Japan is currently offscreen.

I 'll leave this one to your imagination.Let's just say that the very shockled looking individual represents myself and Japan is currently offscreen.

BIRIBIRI LOVE SHOULD NOT BE EXCLUSIVE TO JAPAN.

With that said, I’ll be crying myself to sleep tonight, but I won’t be losing hope. Hell or high water, I will find a way to get this figure, be it constantly refreshing eBay or finding connections in Japan. Hell, I’ll even fly myself TO Japan, stalk some Japanese guy who buys that issue of Dengeki Daioh, live in his closet while he sends the order and patiently waits for it, then beat him with his own tissue-filled trash can when he gets the figure.

Glad I got that out of my system. Fuck you Japan.

 

11 Responses to “Say hello to my rageface, Biribiri.”


  1. 1 Cloud July 22, 2009 at 2:40 AM

    What? Biribiri over Miku? Tamad, u mad.

    That being said, I still have only watched 1 episode of Index, despite having it all on my hard drive. Go me.

  2. 2 Seinime July 22, 2009 at 3:22 AM

    You and Mikotoism might have a lot in common.

    • 3 Tamad July 22, 2009 at 7:50 PM

      Oh, I know all about Mikotoism. Fangzhao is a cool guy, but my level of love for Misaka is something even he cannot hope to achieve.

  3. 4 Roy Mustang July 22, 2009 at 3:27 AM

    “We all know who Misaka Mikoto is. She’s quite possible the most moe-filled pile of tsundere railgunning, lesbian beating, afraid of indirect kissing hotdog…ing, true heroine of both To Aru Majutsu no Index”

    I think you’ve been biribiri-ed in the head one too many times. Loli nun > M&M

    • 5 Tamad July 22, 2009 at 7:52 PM

      Loli… nun? The only loli that I can remember from that series is Last Order, and I wouldn’t exactly cal her a nun. You must be mistaken.

  4. 6 tj han July 22, 2009 at 5:05 AM

    It’s actually possible to get her. Back when I was working at a figure shop, we sort of specialised in importing huge amounts of limited mail order figures and sold them at 300% the listed price to die hard otaku. Yeah the shop closed down due to other reasons, but it was lucrative.

    • 7 Tamad July 22, 2009 at 7:56 PM

      Really? If only you guys were still open, I would have made you guys rich lol.

      Good to know that it’s possible though, I’ll go on a journey looking around hobby shops here and see if I get lucky.

  5. 8 2DT July 22, 2009 at 7:25 AM

    I read the same source and I know exactly what you mean. Ultimate sadness.

  6. 9 zenical July 22, 2009 at 6:33 PM

    you can get her… but you have to pay at a much higher price.. lol.

  7. 11 nekosasu July 23, 2009 at 1:33 AM

    I feel your pain. I’d never pay 150 bux for a towel, yet I paid more for a single, thin Hisui towel…

    Though I do hate that this bikini Biribiri isn’t available for regular purchase, I probably will be content just looking at pictures of it. :(


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